Online dating euphemisms
But sometimes (a lot of the time) that doesn't happen.
It might take a few drinks or a handful of first-date questions for you to realise that you're not feeling it, or it might hit you the second you see the person IRL.
I never swim with them though because they drink like a.....well,...drink alot. I would like to get to know you and then take you to dinner; to dance; and buy you a bouquet of FLOUNDERS.The following is my intro to fisher-gals as I swim about the Online dating see---world looking for a Damsel fish to hook up with long term.Dating is a lot like fishing and I like using fishing euphemisms as an interesting and creative way to inroduce myself in an entertaining and creative way. I am a happy fish seeking to get TANKED up with a happy, friendly, cute litte YELLOWTAIL for a long term REEL IN.It goes like this: .....¸¸.·´¯`·.¸ Hello_____, I'm a Danfish, but you can call me GILL, I was just swimming around looking for a GILLFRIEND and noticed your bait in the water so I thought I would take a chance and give it a little taste test and it was very good. How about this to be on the safe side, just reel in and I will follow your bait to the surface where you can take a better look. So far I have only met a few GROUPERS FLOUNDERING AROUND, but I keep my DORSAL FIN up and hope for the best.. One of my favorite places to go is the local OYSTER BAR, it's not a DIVE but a very nice place.
They have a nice SANDBAR there too that serves my favorite adult beverage-- RUSTY SNAIL, HOLD THE GRUNION, SHARKEN NOT STURGONED, with a peanut butter and JELLYFISH sandwich on the side, heavy on the MAKO...........¸¸.·´¯`·.¸ On the weekends the place is crowded. I try to play a lot of popular TUNAS, always performed with SOLE.